in lovin' memory of my beloved friend unemployment(05/2008 - 02/2009)... rest in peace sweet lord.
Dear GNP,
Thank you for applying for the position of Legal - Assistant Legal Counsel - Full Time - Turkey -. (you were so attractive, i couldn't take my eyes off you)
We have had the opportunity to carefully review your qualifications against this position. (QUALIFICATIONS vs gnp) Unfortunately, we have concluded that we will be unable to offer you an employment opportunity at this time. (yes the time is bad, huh? sorry for the inconvenience...i thought that we could work it out with the prolific devotion inside us)However, you may be qualified for other openings for which you've applied, and we will retain your profile in our state-of-the-art candidate management system for further consideration. (how often do u tell this lie? a.always b.sometimes c.rarely d.often e.i never lie, i am aufrichtig mann... heil Hitler!!)
We invite you to visit our site regularly and apply online to other jobs that may interest you. (thanks for the advice, honey... u can be sure that i will do that 7/24)
Thanks for your interest in P & G. (it's my pleasure, thank YOU for your time) .............................................................................................................................
edit: let's stay calm...or whatever... you may kiss my hairy(...ok cool it papi!!)
tebrix from the bottom of my heart!
YanıtlaSilyou are now a "rookie", on your way to become a "corporate bastard".
i will be your utmost bystander in this journey you are about to engage, which will at later levels be also known as "your life" -unfortunate yet unavoidable.
i shall provide you with more insight as we walk along this path, sometimes jumping in joy.. others dragging our feet.
once more, tebrix, from the bottom of my heart.
- i, the inexplicably poetic one.